Hey folks, you really can not tell the difference between meat and vegan dinners. But, your conscience can. And your body can and your dear Earth can. Go Vegan today.

Jokes

A little boy and his older sister are watching a video on the birth of Christ.

Boy: What is a virgin?

Girl: A vegan is a woman who eats all of her vegetables.

The dollar bills are in the man’s pocket talking to each other. The 20 bill says: “I’ve had such an interesting life; I’ve been around the world twice; I’ve been to to inaugurations, I went to a coronation.

The 10 bill said: “So have I; I’ve had an interesting life like that.

Then the 20 dollar bill and the ten dollar bill looked at the one dollar bill and said, “Where have you been all these years?”

The dollar bill said, “Churches, churches.”

The formula for water is H2O. The formula for an ice cube is H2O square.

Daddy, Why do they call English the mother tongue?

Father never gets a chance to use it.

A freighter carrying a load of red paint collided with a freighter carrying a load of purple paint. At last report, the crews of both ships were marooned.

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