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Jokes
A man said when he was a boy he was so ugly that when the other kids played hide and seek, nobody would seek him.
The minister asked the little boy, “What is the difference between ‘love’ and ‘like’?”
Boy: I like my mum and dad, but I love my bubblegum.
Why couldn’t Mozart find his teacher? He was Hayden.
The longest word in the English language is “smiles” between the first ‘s’ and the last ‘s’ is a mile.
The room clerk asked the traveler, “Do you want a room with a tub or a shower?”
Traveler: What is the difference?
Clerk: With a tub, you get a chance to sit down.
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