You people doing home delivered meals, thank you for your charity but how much longer are you going to run away from the fact that the food you are feeding your people causes heart disease and cancer?

Plant based recipes taste delicious and are higher in protein and nutrition than any poor animal chosen to be chewed.

Go to the internet to the website https://VegNews.com for easy, high-protein meals.

Live to be 97 years old no hospitals, no doctors, no medicine, no pills, no bills and vegan.

Jokes

The seven year old ran into the house shouting, “Grandma! I dropped my lunch bag on the driveway, and Dad backed the car over it!” Grandma: “That’s wheels on meals.”

The Doctor said to Harry, “You must not mow the lawn: you will have a heart attack.” Harry went home and said, “Son, will you please mow the lawn?” Son: “Yes, Dad, I will start immediately.” Harry had a heart attack.

The man said to the priest, “Father, is it a sin for me to play golf on Sunday?” Priest: “Son, I have seen you play golf, and it is a sin for you to play golf any day of the week.”

The Daddy said, “The sermon was too long.” The mother said, “The choir was flat.” The little daughter said, “I thought it was a pretty good show for a dime.”

A woman was asked, “Is your husband active in church?” Woman: “Yes, he wiggles, squirms, and fidgets.”

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