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Jokes

Folks, we have to be careful the new Pope does not contract the bird flu. He could get it from his cardinals.

A Swedish construction crew was awarded a contract to refurbish an apartment on the 4th floor. At 5 o’clock in the afternoon, the foreman came to the lawn below, cupped his hands over his mouth and called up to the crew, “Hey, are you guys finished?” They cupped their hands over their mouths and called down to him, “No, we’re Swedish!”

God made man. God looked him all over, God said, “I can do better than that.” Then He made women.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, and they had to call the police. One of them was a-salted.

A girl was noisy in church. Her mother whispered something into her ear. The girl calmed down immediately and was quiet right to the end of the service. “What did you whisper into her ear?” I told her, “If you make a commotion, the minister will lose his place and start the sermon all over again.”

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