Dear people, read the cruelty that has been stopped by the Physician’s Committee for Responsible Medicine founded by MD Neal Barnard:

One. FDA and NIH aims to replace animal use with human-relevant methods.

Two. Physician’s Committee pushes for Oregon National Primate Research Center to shut down

Three. A New Federal Bill would reveal how many animals are used in government-funded labs.

Four. Billboards urge Michigan lawmakers to outlaw painful dog experiments.

Five. University of Arizona stops killing pigs to train surgeons.

To be continued next week.

Jokes

At the reformed church in America, the minister announced from the pulpit: “We are starting this afternoon at 5PM a men’s study group.” Glendora rose from her pew and announced: “Well, I’m coming. I’ve been studying men for 70 years, and I still can’t figure them out.”

Two men Bob and Joe were avid baseball fans and very close friends. They made a pact that the first one who died would come back and tell the other one if there was baseball in heaven. Bob died first and came back and told Joe, “Joe! Joe! They have baseball in heaven!”

Joe said, “Hallelujah.”

Bob: “You are pitching Friday night.”

The apostle Paul in Philippians 4 states: “I have learned to be content in no matter what state I find myself.”

That includes the state of New York.

Glendora read in the newspaper that Bob Hope was coming to a yacht club in New Rochelle, NY she decided she would go see Mr. Hope and give him Volume 4 of her “A Fan’s Scrapbook of Bob Hope”.

In the parlor she waited, and surely enough in came Bob Hope with two associates. Glendora offered him the book, he said, pointing to the man in front of him, “Sure, give it to him, Bill Faith.”

There you have it, folks: Faith, Hope, and Charity

What do you call a person who does not get angry? A nomad.

When I was little I tried to cover up my pigeon toes. Now I’m trying to cover up my crows feet.

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