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Glendora is working on a textbook “How to reach age 96 with no hospitals, no doctors and no medicines.” Stay tuned to The Advertiser. Meanwhile here is news for air travelers, taken from the https://VegNews.com website. One airline may have cucumber sandwiches, and steamed vegetables with rice. United Airlines is giving out Snacks’ Dark Chocolate and Sea salt chocolate crisps, they are vegan. Jet Blue airlines offers you Stellar Vegan Butter Pretzel braids and Sea salt Popchips. Other airlines offer popcorn, nuts or chips that are all vegan.

Jokes

The golfer said, “Caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?” Caddy: “Oh, no, sir this is not a watch; this is a compass.”

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Why did the housewife put popcorn into her pancakes? So the pancakes would flip over by themselves.

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Why did the man keep watching his wedding video backwards? So he could see himself walk out of church a free man.

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Said the bridegroom: “Honey, I know I am not much to look at.” The bride-to-be said, “That is fine, dear: you will be in the office most of the day.”

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The young co-ed was asked, “What kind of sports do you like best?” She said, “The kind that spend their money and go home early.”

Tags: The Advertiser, VegNews