https://VegNews.com announced that the 5th anniversary of the Impossible Whopper at Burger King happened on August 22nd. States VegNews: “The Impossible Whopper’s success is largely attributed to its ability to appeal to a wide audience, including those who might not typically seek out plant-based options.” Nationwide Burger King has over 7,000 stores and they are the second largest hamburger chain. Remember heart disease is voluntary. Choose plant-based, save yourself and your environment. Thank you.

Jokes

The Italian man was asked “Why do you drink wine instead of water?” “I have an iron constitution, and water would rust it.”

Why did the man play his wedding video backwards? So he could see himself walk out of church a free man.

Why did the inventor cross a TV set with a microwave oven, so he could watch “60 Minutes” in a quarter of an hour.

Why did the housewife put popcorn into her pancakes? So the pancakes would flip over by themselves.

• Attend open mic at the Nassau Free Library the 3rd Friday, 6 to 8:30PM. Jokes by Glendora and good music by Patrick Teftt and his friends.

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