Glendora: Lisa, What motivates you to help Glendora for 4 years every week with no pay?

Lisa: I like to help others. I was fortunate enough to retire early from teaching and had the time to share with others. I called Community Caregivers. The first person I helped, I still take grocery shopping every week. You, Glendora, were my second person I met. I have made several new friends, and I have been able to help make life better for those who I visit. I can make life easier for people who need a hand. It makes me happy to offer help

Glendora: I am grateful to you and all of the other volunteers in our area.

Jokes

Our accountant was so creative and successful, the American Society of Accountants named a loophole after him!

Another accountant said to his client: I can’t work for you anymore; I am going to work for the State of New York.
Client: What are you going to be doing?
Accountant: Make license plates.

Clerk: The boss is a Renaissance Man.
First Vice-President: All of his ideas come from the 15th century!

Bob and Joan are celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary; it is their tin wedding anniversary. He said it is “tin” years of eating out of cans.

Regardless of what you read in the newspapers, people do not die in alphabetical order.

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