With a Vegan lifestyle,
And television dedication,
Glendora lives to ninety-eight,
With no doctors nor medication.

Joke

A man is driving around town in an open convertible with two penguins in the back seat. A policeman stopped him and said, “You can’t drive around town in an open convertible with two penguins in the back seat! Take them to the zoo.” The man replied, “Okay.” The next day, the man was driving around town again in his convertible, but this time, the penguins were wearing bathing suits and sunglasses. The same policeman stopped him and said, “I told you yesterday to take those penguins to the zoo.” The man replied, “I did; today, I am taking them to the beach!”

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