The following can be found in The Bible, Isaiah 11:6-9:
- The wolf will live with the lamb,
the leopard will lie down with the goat,
the calf and the lion and the yearling[a] together;
and a little child will lead them. - The cow will feed with the bear,
their young will lie down together,
and the lion will eat straw like the ox. - The infant will play near the cobra’s den,
and the young child will put its hand into the viper’s nest. - They will neither harm nor destroy
on all my holy mountain,
for the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the Lord
as the waters cover the sea.
Jokes
If you like my TV show, tell my friends. If you don’t like it, keep it our little secret.
My TV show always has a happy ending; everybody is always glad when it is over.
I was asked to give a speech. I asked how long I had to speak. I was told that I had 7 minutes. Ok, I will speak for five minutes, but the last two minutes I am saving for the applause.
A man said he was so ugly as a kid that his parents hired a neighborhood kid to play his part in the home movies.
The boss said, “Everything in this office is covered by insurance except the clock; the employees keep a watch on that!”
