Dear Folks,
Did you know that veganism dates back to 3300 BCE? A plant based diet was a mode of living in India at that time. By 500 BCE (Before Christ), it spread to Greece. The Greek philosopher Pythagoras and his followers were Vegans. He is considered the Father of Ethical Veganism. Their reasons were for ethical and health reasons. Do you remember the Pythagorean Theorem? In a right triangle, the square of the longest side equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides. This was his most remembered mathematical finding that all school children must learn. I am Vegan, but I am not a square!
Jokes
There was an unusual obituary in the newspaper. The family requested that all donations be sent to American Express, MasterCard, and Visa.
Chief Executive Officer: Caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: Oh, no, Sir. This is not a watch; this is a compass.
“George, you have been up to that buffet table eight times. Aren’t you ashamed?”
“Oh no, honey. I keep telling them it is all for you.”
The couple could not afford to go to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. They went to the car wash instead.
A sign in front of a house stated, “Drum Set for Sale.”Next door there was a sign that stated, “Hooray!”
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