Into a big bowl, add ten sliced cherry tomatoes, an avocado, sliced lettuce into one inch pieces, cooked red kidney beans, tiny nibs of celery, and finely sliced green bell pepper and cucumber pieces. Pour Wishbone Oil and Vinegar dressing on top and serve on a mound of hot rice. This makes for a delicious meal. Let Glendora know how much you enjoyed this at achatwithglendora@gmail.com.

Jokes

It was the first day of classes. The professor swaggered into the classroom and announced, “If there are any dumbbells in this class, I want you to stand up immediately.”

A long silence endured.

Finally, a lone freshman in the back row stood up.

“Are you a dumbbell?” roared the professor.

The freshman replied, “Errr…no, Sir, but I felt sorry for you, standing up there, all by yourself.”

The high school basketball coach said to his players, “The trouble with referees is they don’t care who wins.”

Nurse in maternity ward to new daddy:
What did you want? A boy or a girl?

Daddy: A girl

Nurse: Sorry, this is a boy.

Daddy: That’s alright. That was my second choice.

“Mommy, why does the bride always wear white?”

“That’s the color we always associate with happiness and prosperity.”

“Then, why does the groom wear black?”

The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body. The right side of the brain controls the left side of the body.

Therefore, only those people people who are left-handed are in their right minds.

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