I stopped eating animal products. I stopped wearing animal products. I stopped using animal products. This cleaned out my conscience; this cleaned out my body. This stopped any need for medicine, doctors, hospitals. No pills, no bills, and Vegan! Then, all of a sudden, my friends and I were celebrating my 98th birthday, happy and healthy.

Jokes

Did you hear about the couple who got married very late in life?
Medicare picked up 80% of the honeymoon.

The college president was relieved of his duties. During his final speech before the board of trustees, he stated, “I depart from this position the same way I entered it, fired with enthusiasm.”

Computers are in the Bible. Eve said to Adam, “Do you want an Apple 2?”

Lawyer: “I will take your case on a retainer basis. That entitles you to two questions. The cost is three thousand dollars.”
Client: “Three thousand dollars, only two questions… Isn’t that expensive?”
Lawyer: “Perhaps, what is your second question?”

Glendora said to her friend, a Harvard PhD, “Grace and peace unto you from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.” He said, “Well, those are two reputable chaps!”

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