Medicaid pays a nice insurance company a premium every month to take care of Glendora. The name is Nascencia Health Services. They are located in Syracuse. They are doing a very good job Monday through Saturday. But Sunday, they leave Glendora all alone in the midst of body waste, no food, and no bathroom care. Glendora petitioned them for five hours on Sunday. They refused. She is appealing it. Please ask Nascencia to add the five hours for Sunday.

Jokes

A man was close to dying. Everybody knew he had little time left. But he was at home. He was not at a nursing facility. His wife baked a batch of cookie. He leaned over and took two. She said. “Don’t eat those cookies; I need them for the funeral!”

A little girl was noisy in church. The mother whispered something in her ear. The little girl calmed down quickly. The mother was asked what she said to the girl. The mother said, “I told her if you make a rumpus, the minister will lose his place and start the sermon all over again.”

If you are going to have an argument with the boss, it is best to see both sides: his side and the outside.

Dad: The sermon was too long.
Mom: The choir was flat.
Little daughter: I thought it was a good show for a dime.

Priest to young lady: When are you thinking of getting married?
Young lady: Constantly!

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