What do I like best about being vegan?

I can always look every animal in the eyes with the same love I have for a person. I have always advocated for you (animals). I have longed for the freedom that was robbed from you. I have always opposed your exploitation with a heavy heart. I will give you the respect that I give any human being. I have never looked down upon you.

The second thing I like about being vegan is returning to the earth what I take from it: composting.

The third thing I like about being vegan is the health benefits — a clean body inside and out. The fourth thing I like about being vegan is the absence of guilt or shame.

Jokes

Did you thank Mrs. Baxter for the lovely birthday party she gave the children? Well, little girl, I was standing in line & was about to, but the little girl in front of me thanked her and Mrs. Baxter said, “Don’t mention it,” so I didn’t.

Did you hear about the priest who was so religious his contact lenses were stained glass?

Dr.: “There is nothing I can do for your disease. It is hereditary. Patient: “Please send the bill to my Dad.”

What is the condition of your finances? Liquid Assets. What does that mean? Everything is going down the drain.

“What did the famous author say when he was asked, ‘What do you consider your greatest work of fiction?’” He said, ‘My income tax form…’

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