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Jokes
Computers are in the Bible. Eve said to Adam, “Do you want an Apple two?”
The lawyer said, “I will take your case on a retainer basis; that will cost you $3,000, and that entitles you to two question.”
The client mumbled, “Two questions??? Three thousand dollars??? Isn’t that expensive?” The lawyer replied, “Perhaps, what is your second question?”
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Said the lawyers,
The bricks in the wall were loose.
We have a great case,
We will sue Mother Goose.
The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body. The right side of the brain controls the left side of the body. Therefore, only those people who are left-handed are in their right minds.
“Mommy, why does a bride always wear white?” Mommy replied, “That’s what we associate with happiness.” Her daughter questioned, “Then, why does the groom always wear black??”
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