Regimen of Saintly Eating
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In a food processor, pulse walnuts, chili powder, cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, and salt until crumbly. In a large bowl, combine lettuce, cherry tomatoes, corn, black beans, avocado, red onion, and fresh parsley. Now empty the food processor into the bowl. Whisk together lime juice, olive oil, and agave nectar for the dressing. Drizzle over the salad and toss.
Since we have been telling the jokes on Facebook Reels that we have been telling you for years, we have had 252,000 views since December 12th. These jokes are also on YouTube Shorts, TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter/X.
Jokes
Did you hear about the man who went blind from drinking coffee? He stuck the spoon in his eye.
It was a bright spring day. A worm wiggled his head out of the ground. Three inches away, he was another worm. He said to her, “You are beautiful; I love you! I want to marry you.” She said, “Stop it! I’m your other end!!”
A man rushed home from work saying, “Honey, I’m going to lose my job! The company has found something that will do the work of 5 men.” She said, “One woman?”
Old high school principals never die. They just lose their faculties.
Where do you go to eat if you have broken your ankle? IHOP
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