Glendora Vegan Club (3/5/26)

The Advertiser, Glendora Folsom Buell
Estimated read time 1 min read

Veganism is a way of life which seeks to exclude all forms of exploitation of or cruelty to animals for food, clothing or any other purpose.

Vegans each from the plant kingdom: vegetables, fruits, legumes, grains, nuts and seeds.

Jokes

Patient to Dentist: Doc, you still have not pulled the right tooth. Dentist: No, but I’m getting closer.

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Have you heard of the Wonder Diet? You eat anything you want, and the next day, you wonder why your clothes don’t fit. And, have you heard about the Army Diet? Everything you eat goes to the front.

Friend: Your husband says he diets religiously. Wife: He doesn’t eat during church.

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