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Dr. T. Colin Campbell, of Cornell University, has conducted the most extensive study of health and nutrition ever. His findings: “People who ate the most plant-based foods were the healthiest and tended to avoid chronic disease. These results could not be ignored.”

Jokes

Wife: “Does your husband remember your anniversary?” Friend: “No, so I found a way to make him remember. I told him I wanted to see the dentist on our anniversary.”

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Son: “Dad, can you write in the dark?” Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?” Son: “Your name on this report card.”

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Patient: “Doctor, I get a terrible pain in my eye every time I drink tea.” Doctor: “Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?”

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Teacher: “If you had ten dollars and I asked for two dollars, how many would you have left?” Student: “Ten.”

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Question: Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? Answer: So he could hide in the Skittles jar.

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