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With a Vegan lifestyle and television dedication, Glendora lives to 97 and three-quarters with no doctors and no medication.

Jokes

A woman on a cruise was asked how she liked her cabin. She said, “Very nice, except the washing machine on the wall.” Another passenger said, “That’s not a washing machine; that’s a porthole.” The woman said, “No wonder my clothes didn’t come back.”

An atom is sitting on a park bench, and he is dejected. A man comes along and asks, “Why are you dejected?” The atom cried, “I’m no longer an atom; I lost an electron.” The man said, “Are you sure!” The atom replied, “I’m positive!”

A man in the White House saw a gold phone. “You can talk to God on that phone.” He talked to God for three minutes. “How much do I owe you?” He was told three hundred dollars. A month later, he was transferred to Israel. He saw a gold phone. “Yes, you can talk to God on that phone.” He talked to God for three minutes. “How much do I owe you?” He was told, “Three dollars.” He said, “What! In the White House, it cost me three hundred dollars!” He was told, “Over here, it is a local call.”

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