When a friend says to me that somebody they love is very sick and their health is in danger and they ask me to pray for that person, I say that I will, but I do not pray for the person; I pray to the person.

I pray to the person to do three things: drink 8 glasses of water each day, do something good for somebody, and go vegan. Stop this cruelty.

Our jokes on the internet are received by 6,700 people each day. We have 9,000 likes and 3,100 followers. These jokes are the same ones I have been telling you in The Advertiser for years.

Jokes

A man bought a used car. His friend asked how old it was. The man said, “I don’t know; the odometer is in Roman numerals.”

A couple had an automobile that broke down so often that they bought the perfect second car: a tow truck.

A mother was asked what she liked best about Christmas. She said, “I like seeing the kids hang up their Christmas stockings; a year goes by before they hang up anything else.”

The boss said, “Everything in this office is covered by insurance, except the clock. The employees keep a watch on that.”

It is time to start thinking about summer camp. The most reliable and least expensive one is called “Camp Gramma.”

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