Glendora, is it true that you cheered up fifteen hundred people every day this week? Yes! How do you know, Hennie Pennie? TikTok said so! And YouTube said so, too! TikTok tabulated that five thousand people like our jokes. How many followers/subscribers have you? Thirteen hundred… How many fans have you from the Advertiser? Go to achatwithglendora.com. You have people there waiting to talk to you.

Jokes

Why did the bunny rabbit ask to be changed into a goon within the next twenty-four hours? So, he could be “hare today and goon tomorrow.”

How was work today, Dear? Terrible, they gave up us aptitude tests, and I flunked. That’s dreadful! Yes, it’s a good thing I own the company!!!

Computers are in the Bible. Eve said to Adam, “Do you want an Apple, too?”

Woman at the Bridge table: When I am down in the dumps, I get new clothes. Woman at another table: I was wondering where she got them!!

A dog was asked, “Are you bilingual?” The dog answered, “Woof, meowww!”

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