The Board President of American Vegan Society is Barata El, now is he bored? No, he says: “Veganism is not just about diet—it’s a path to peace, stability, and justice for all living beings.” His vision is in the next ten years that “20% of the population becomes vegan.” Glendora hopes for 100%. President El notes that the new technology enables vegans to reach the hearts and minds of people all over the world.

Why are you vegan, Glendora?

I love cats and dogs and all animals and I don’t want to see them terrified and deprived of their freedom and lives; and I want the Earth to be cherished; and I want people to be healthy and live to 97 and a half like me, without hospitals, doctors, medicine, pills and bills.

Jokes

Daddy, what does “college bred” mean? Daddy: A four year loaf made out of the old man’s dough.

During halftime the referee looked into the bleachers and saw a woman being carried out on a stretcher. He said to the coach, “What happened?” The coach said, “You called one right for a change and she fainted.”

Why should IBM and Goodyear rubber merge? To manufacture a computer that makes snap decisions.

Folks, you should make out your income tax form on Kleenex. Why? You are paying through the nose.

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