Glendora, what did you eat for Thanksgiving? Vegan Turkey, pilgrim-style stuffing, mashed potato, turnip, squash, green peas, gravy, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie… Glendora celebrates her Thanksgiving the week before the national holiday. Why? She thinks she wants a Thanksgiving that is pure and does not murder and chew innocent turkeys.
Jokes
The self-important executive trying to impress the visitors in his office said to the secretary: “While I meet with these people, call my broker.”
She said, “Yes, Sir, stock or pawn?”
The patient said, “Hey, Doc, you still haven’t pulled the right tooth yet.”
He said, “No, but I am getting closer.”
What happened to the frog when he parked illegally? He got toad.
“Honey, I’m going to lose my job at work; the company has found something that does the work of 5 men.”
She said, “One woman?”
Business was bad for the poor tailor. His Rabbi said, “You have to take the lord as your partner.” When the Rabbi came back he asked, “How’s Business?” The tailor said, “Excellent, we opened up stores everywhere. We have trucks everywhere, there goes one of our trucks now, ‘Lord and Taylor’.”
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