Dearest Readers, the news is full of happiness, our vegan message reached nearly 3,000 viewers in one day. It is received with over 1,000 “likes” on TikTok with over 200 followers in a month. We are helping to rescue the animals and let them live a safe and comfortable life and their own independence. On YouTube “shorts” the viewership has escalated to 300 a day.

Jokes

The man was married 25 years and wanted to give his wife a bouquet of flowers. He forgot what was her favorite flower, he went into the kitchen where his wife was laboring over a hot stove and doing dishes. He said, “Honey, what is your favorite flower?” She said, “Pilsbury.”

Priest: “When are you thinking of getting married?”
Young Lady: “Constantly.”

Husband: “I had a rough day at work today.”
Wife: “Why, what happened?”
Husband: “The computer broke down, and I had to think.”

The couple had identical twin girls. They named them, “Kate” and “Duplicate”.

The lawyer said: “I will take your case on a retainer basis; that will cost you $3,000; that entitles you to two questions.”
Client, mumbling to himself: “Three thousand dollars? Two questions? Isn’t that expensive?”
Lawyer: “Perhaps, what is your second question?”

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