Open letter to Meals on Wheels: Cease serving meals to seniors that cause heart disease and cancer, wake up and serve them plant-based foods. Glendora is 2¼ years away from being 100: no hospitals, no doctors, no medicine, no pills, no bills, and vegan.

Jokes

A little boy was late for school. He was running as fast as he could, and he took a shortcut under the barbed wire fence. The barbed wire caught his pants and tore a hole in the back. He came late, running into the classroom. The teacher said, “I see you’re a little behind this morning.” He said, “It was the barbed wire fence.”

Why did the bunny rabbit ask to be changed into a goon within the next 24 hours? So, he could be here today and goon tomorrow.

A woman at a Bridge table said, “When I am down in the dumps, I buy clothes.” Another woman at the next table said, “I was wondering where she got them.”

A man came running home from work exclaiming, “Honey! Honey! I am going to lose my job! The company has found something that will do the work of men.” She said, “One woman?”

What do you call a smart duck? A wise quacker!

Tags: Meals on Wheels, The Advertiser