Praise ye, pure love, the Almighty, the heart of creation.
Praise Love, my soul, for Love is thy strength and salvation.
All ye who hear, to the Temple draw near.
Join us in glad adoration.

Jokes

Harry said, “I Don’t Want to Go to School!” His mother said, “You are going to school today. You have much to learn; you have much to offer. Besides, you are 45 years old and the Principal!”

A devotee of the composer Beethoven visited the composers grave. As the devotee stood there, he heard all of these Beethoven symphonies being played out of the ground. But, they were all being played backwards and in the reverse order of which they were written: Beethoven’s 9th, Beethoven’s 8th, Beethoven’s 7th… The man said the the gravedigger that he was trying to listen to these symphonies, but they are all being played backward and in the reverse order. The gravedigger said, “Don’t you get it? He is decomposing!”

Why did the inventor cross a microwave oven with a TV set? So, he could watch 60 Minutes in a quarter of an hour.

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