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Jokes

Bob said, He is fit as a fiddle. His Pal said, “…and shaped like a bass file.”

Mother: “Isn’t this toy too complicated for a child?” Salesman: “No, This toy is designed to teach your child how to live in today’s world. No matter how the child puts it back together it is wrong.”

What did the man say when the townspeople could not find a rope to hang him. “No noose is good noose.”

Dr Cohen: “You mustn’t shovel snow.” You will have a heart attack. The patient went home and said, “Son, Will you please shovel the snow?” The son said, “Yes Dad, I’ll start immediately.” The son was so cooperative the dad had a heart attack.

If you cannot get a lawyer who knows the law, then for heaven sake, get a lawyer who knows a judge.

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