Clean up your conscience, stop paying people to be cruel to animals, stop killing and eating. Give up all animal products including honey, fur, leather, inter alia. Your ethical eating and wearing will reduce climate urgencies.

Jokes

The Doctor said to the patient, “You have to give up golf.” The patient said, “Because of my health?” Doctor: “No I saw your scorecard.”

Trooper to motorist, “What does your speedometer say?” Motorist: “It’s broken.” Trooper: “How fast do you know you are going?” Motorist: “At 30 MPH it rattles; at 40 MPH it shimmies; at 50 MPH it stops.”

Son, money does not grow on trees. But, Dad, how come? Banks have branches.

The bank robber said to the bank teller, “One peep out of you and you are Geography.” Teller: “Don’t you mean ‘History’?” Robber: “Don’t change the subject.”

Billy was telling Eddy that his dad was in the hospital. Eddy said, “What part of the hospital?” Billy: “The expensive care unit.”

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