A few of the most accomplished people in the world who are perspicacious enough to be vegetarian are: Paul McCartney, George Bernard Shaw, and Albert Schweizter, Miley Cyrus, Natalie Portman, Joaquin Phoenix, and Daniel from the Bible.

Jokes

The woman said last year I was miserable and depressed. This year I turned it around completely. This year I’m depressed and miserable.

Dad, do not be so harsh on my new boyfriend. He has only one fault. Dad: Yes, he’s unbearable.

Caroline: What do you think of Red China? Marilynn: It is alright, if it does not clash with the table cloth.

A woman calls her son in law “Blister”. Why? He does not show up until after the work is done.

Another daughter: Dad, Do not be so harsh on my new boyfriend. He is only a young man trying to get ahead. Dad: He needs one.

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