Folks, go plant-based. Get your protein first hand, not from an animal.
Senior citizens, ask Home Delivered Meals to stop food that causes heart failure and cancer, Blue Zone people live to 107. We just bought 8 cans of Veg-an swiss steak for $55, it is delectable and filling.
Jokes
A bank robber said to the bank teller, “One peep out of you, and you are geography.” The bank teller said, “Don’t you mean history?” He said, “Don’t change the subject.”
Never tell a secret near a clock. Time will tell.
A young man was taking a test to get a job, to work on the state dam. The first question was, “What does ‘hydrodynamics’ mean?” He wrote, “It means I do not get the job.”
Harry is talking to God. “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” God said, “Ten dollars.” Harry said, “God, how long is a million years to you?” God said, “One second.” Harry said, “God, could I please have 10 dollars?” God said, “Surely, just a second.”
A man loaned a friend the money to get a face lift, his friend asked, “Did you ever get it back?” “No, I can’t find him. I don’t know what he looks like.”
