Glendora is writing a documentary, “How to live to 97. Happy, Healthy, Right with the Universe, and Vegan.”

This work is not a book on paper, but a file on Youtube. The address is “A Chat with Glendora.” It describes life, with jokes, cheer, and enthusiasm. Wayne Collins wrote the description with a vegan lifestyle and television dedication, Glendora lives to 97 with no doctors, nor medication.

Jokes

The pompous chief executive officer on the golf course said, “Caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?”

Said the Caddy, “Oh, no, Sir, this is not a watch; this is a compass.”

Labor statistics state $3.5 million Americans are idle. Most of these work on civil service.

They call them Grand Children, because it is grand to see them come, and grand to see them leave.

How come the man who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter is the dad, of the smartest grandson in the whole world?

The Senior citizen said, “If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”

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