Today is May 1st, 2025.

Glendora is 97 years old, no hospitals, no doctors, no medicine, no pills, no bills and vegan. She is going to live until she is 107 years old because of her Blue-Zone lifestyle.

Folks, How long do you want to live?

Last year Maria Branyas Morera lived until she was 117 years old, She showed no signs of heart disease, cancer, or dementia.

What was her lifestyle? Wrote Vegnews, she abstained from alcohol and smoking, engaged in regular moderate exercise, and followed a Mediterranean diet. She too had a similar style of life as the Blue Zoners.

What is Glendoras secret?

Helping others, good deeds, kindness, jokes, cheer, understanding God as Love, Hymns and veganism.

Jokes

Harry is talking to God “How much is a million dollars to you, God?”
God: “Ten dollars.”
Harry: “How long is a million years to you God?”
God: “One Second.”
Harry: “God, May I have ten dollars?”
God: “Certainly, just a second.”

Minister to little boy: “What is the difference between like and love?”
Boy: “I like my Mom and Dad, but I love my bubble gum.”

Mother: “Billy, the piano teacher will be here in 15 minutes. Have you washed your hands and face?”
Billy: “Yes.”
Mother: “Did you wash your ears?”
Billy: “I washed the one next to her.”

Girl: “Mummy is it true I am made of dust?”
Mummy: “Yes.”
Girl: “Then how come when I go swimming, I do not turn muddy?”

What is the Plural of Mouse? Mice. What is the plural of Goose? Geese. What is the plural of baby? Twins.

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