Are you hungry? Would you like your tummy full, and satiated then listen to this. Go to any supermarket; go to the frozen case; pick out a package of Turkey Cutlets by Gardein; go home and set the oven to 450 degrees, and wait 13 to 16 minutes. Now enjoy this delightfully delectable dinner. Serve with mashed potato and peas and a dab of orange marmalade.

Jokes

Where do you go to eat if you have broken your ankle? Ihop.

A group of women always met at the same woman’s house in the same room. One night the room looked beautiful do you have new carpeting? The hostess said, “No.” “New Wallpaper?” She said, “No.” New draperies? No. “What did you do to make this room look so much better?” “I took down the ironing board.”

A man was very close to dying, we all knew he didn’t have long. But he was home. He was not in a nursing facility. His wife bakes a batch of cookies, he took two of them. His wife said, “Don’t eat those; I need them for the funeral.”

Folks, do you know what a rare book is? It is a book you loan a person, and that person returns to you.

No two people think alike until it comes to wedding presents.

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