The website VegNews always delights. Read Wednesday March 5th 2025: “Impossible Foods introduced their new Impossible Steak Bites at the Natural Product Expo West in Anaheim, CA. They aim to replicate the taste and texture of real steak, but they offer a plant-based alternative for people seeking a nutritious and environmentally friendly option.”

Impossible says that each steak bite, “contains 21 grams of protein as well as other essential nutrients like fiber, iron and Vitamin B. Peter McGuinness, President and CEO of Impossible Foods, emphasized the appeal of steak bites stating: “Our steak bites are first and foremost delicious. They’re also packed with protein, no cholesterol, and less saturated fat versus the animal (counterpart). You’re not going to find a better plant-based steak option than that.” Meals on Wheels, take note.

Jokes

A bought a used car, his friend said, ”What year?” The man said, ”I don’t know; the odometer is in Roman numerals.”

At the lodge meeting, the emcee announced: “Father Adieu is not here to pronounce the benediction; so without father ado, good night.”

A boy said to his Dad that he was going to run away from home. His Dad said, ”Put it in writing.”

The priest was so religious that even his contact lenses were stained glass.

The mother says her son is going to be a successful business man. Every year he makes xerox copies of his christmas list.

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