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Jokes

A man wanted to join Paranoids Anonymous, but they would not tell him where they held the meetings.

An old maid put an ad in the newspaper for a husband. She received 100 replies. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

The doctor said, “Harry, you must not shovel the snow; you will have a heart attack.” Harry went home and said, “Son, will you please shovel the snow?” His son said, “Yes, Dad, I will start immediately.” Harry had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Don’t chew.” A train says, “Choo! Choo!”

Dad: Son, money doesn’t grow on trees. Son: Then why do banks have branches?

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