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Jokes

A man said he was so ugly as a child his parents hired a neighbor kid to be in the home movies.

When he told his parents he was going to run away, they said, “Put it in writing.”

The professor said to the student, “What do you know about the speed of light?”
Student: “Nothing, Sir, it just gets here to early in the morning.”

The minister was so religious that even his contact lenses were stained glass.

The mother says she enjoys christmas when the children hang up stockings. A year goes by before they hang up anything else.

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