The website https://VegNews.com is announcing why the plant-based market is growing so fast. The first reason VegNews gave was inflation. But often plant based costs more than the other. The second reason that VegNews gave was people wanted to protect their health with plant-based having more protein and having no cholesterol. VegNews gave other reasons. But Glendora will give you the best reason to eat plant-based. The first is no cruelty, no brutality, no horrible atrocities to our dear, loved animals. The second reason is that the area that hay growing requires is decimating our forests and robbing our environment. Glendora has to say you really can’t make it with God unless you are vegan.

Jokes

A man says he does his hardest work every morning before breakfast. And what is that? Getting out of bed.

The boss believes in reincarnation he said, “Did you ever notice at 5PM everyone comes back to life?”

Joe said, “Father, is it a sin for me to play golf on Sundays?”

The priest said, “Son, I have seen you play golf, and it’s a sin for you to play golf any day of the week.”

The Daddy said, “The sermon was too long.” The mother said, “The choir was flat.” The little daughter said, “I thought it was a pretty good show for a dime.”

An atom was sitting on a park bench, he was dejected. A man came along and asked the atom, “Why are you dejected?” The atom said: “I’m no longer an atom; I’m an ion; I’ve lost an electron.” The man said, “Are you sure?” The atom said, “I’m positive!”

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