Ben Williamson of Animal Outlook said, we “challenge animal agribusiness through undercover investigations, legal advocacy, corporate and food system reform, and disseminating information about the many harms of animal agriculture, empowering everyone to choose vegan.”

Jokes

A man in the White House saw a gold phone and was told he could talk to God on that phone. He spoke to God for 3 minutes and asked, “What do I owe you?” $300 he was told. A month later he was transferred to Israel, and he saw a gold phone, he was told he could talk to God on that phone. He did for 3 minutes. “What do I owe you?” He was told, “Three dollars.” He exclaimed, “I was charged $300 in the White House.” He was told, “Over here it is a local call.”

What do you have in common with your wife? We were married on the same day.

Glendora had three large bags on the kitchen floor. She heard the garbage truck coming down the street for pickup. In order not to miss the pickup she grabbed one of the bags, ran out to the truck, and threw it in. When she returned to the kitchen she discovered that it had been the laundry bag.

When the teacher went out of the room, the little boy wrote on the blackboard, “I’m the best kisser in this room.” The teacher made him stay after school. The little girl said, “See, it doesn’t pay to misbehave.” He said, “No, but it pays to advertise.”

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