Do you need a quick meal for four… 100% nutrition, delectable? 4 Impossible Burgers in a casserole dish, cover with 2 cans of cut green beans. And 2 cans of tomato soup. Heat 20 minutes at 350 degrees. While heating, prepare a serving of whipped creamy potato. And cover the casserole.

Jokes

Professor: “What do you know about the speed of light?” Student: ”Nothing, Sir, except that it gets here too early in the morning.”

The Emcee at the lodge meeting announced: “The Grand, invincible Potentate will not be here tonight; his wife will not let him out of the house.”

“George, You’ve been up to that Buffet table eight times. Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?”
“Oh, no, I keep telling them it’s for you.”

A man was married 25 years. He wanted to give his wife a bouquet, she was laboring over a hot stove and also trying to get the dishes done. He said, ”Honey, what is your favorite flower?” She said, ”Pillsbury.”

The priest said to the young lady, ”When are you thinking of getting married?” She said, ”Constantly.”

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