Episode: 14,050 – Jokes, Glendora sings a hymn, vocabulary for the week, and a Bible passage

All hail the power of Jesus’ name!
Let angels prostrate fall,

Bring forth the royal diadem,
And crown Him Lord of all.

“I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength”

You can do all things through GOD who gives you strength. You can do all things through LOVE which gives you strength.

A person who makes much of the beautiful, maybe too much.

A man says “I haven’t felt this great since my wife lost her credit card.”

“Dad, don’t be so hard on my new boyfriend. He’s just a young man who’s going places.” DAD: “The sooner, the better.”

Why did the inventor cross a television with a microwave oven? So he could watch “60 Minutes” in a quarter of an hour.

They have cars that talk, they have scales that talk. Well, they should make a washing machine that talks so it can tell you what it did with the other sock.

Why should IBM and Goodyear merge? So they can manufacture a computer that can make snap decisions.

You should pay your income tax with Kleenex, because you’re paying through the nose.

Why did they invent the upside-down lighthouse? It’s for submarines.

Why did the man quit his job at Midas Muffler? It was exhausting.

The girlfriend, trying to size up the new boyfriend’s financial ability, asked “What do you do for a living?” He said “I’m a Plant Manager.” And the friend said “Yes, it’s his job to water them at night.”

What do you call a Veterinarian who specializes in elephant skin disease? A pachy-dermatologist.

Easy to speak to, courteous and amenable, in response to another’s address

Putting on false airs. Attempt to exhibit what is not real or natural. Could be the opposite of affable.

Influencing the sensibilities, stirring the emotions, suggests a more or less transitory impression, applies to that which arouses sympathy or pity.

Trust or allegiance.